Imagine going to a bank and opening an account.
With a name that they know is not your real name, and they have no way of contacting you...
Yet they let you keep withdrawing money!
It shouldn't really be funny, but I straight away thought of this old ad and laughed:
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"Groundspeak don't run a bank, but if we did it would probably be the best bank in the world (until the government had to bail us out)."